FAQs

1. Where are you from?

England.

 

2. Where are you really from?

England.

 

3. What are you?

A human being…

 

4. What’s your real name?

Sharon. I also have a Chinese name, but both are equally real. Many Chinese people have a White name as well as the pinyin of their Chinese name, and all three of their names may also be equally real to them too. But that is not the case for me; I do not have a pinyin version of my name, just Sharon. 🙂

 

5. Why does Chinese food stink?

Because it is packed full of delicious and nutritious ingredients! A lot of Asian foods use many spices and sauces creating such a strong aromas. Though I must say, some soups concocted by my mum do smell and taste extremely strange but these foods are the most nutritious, most replenishing to the body and the most powerful toxin eliminators. Don’t we all know that the foods that are the best for your health always taste the worst? *kale*. Also, cheese absolutely stinks but it tastes so good! A lot of the time foods do not taste how it smells.

 

6. Do you eat dog?

No. I was a vegetarian for about 5 years and even though I’m no longer one, I don’t really like meat. I stopped being a vegetarian because of my laziness but that’s irrelevant. Some people in China do enjoy eating dog meat, just like how snails and frogs legs are a French delicacy and rabbit or deer meat being a popular British countryside dish!

 

7. Do you see less because your eyes are smaller?

I can’t tell you because I’ve never had your eyes.

 

8. Can you help me with my maths homework?

No, I hate maths.